Tag: interdimensional mix tapes

In an unprecedented and unforeseen act of sonic diplomacy, renowned EDM artists have reportedly opened a portal to a parallel dimension, inadvertently summoning what experts are tentatively calling “Eldritch Beats.” The incident occurred during an impromptu collaboration live-streamed from DJ Cyclotron’s tricked-out garage studio in Palo Alto, California. Witnesses report that around the 45-minute mark…