Tag: influencer culture

  • Tech Company Announces New AI That Can Predict When You’ll Regret Your Next Tweet

    In a groundbreaking move set to revolutionize public disgrace, Silicon Valley’s darlings over at PredictPath Innovations have unveiled an Artificial Intelligence tool designed to predict precisely when you’ll regret that tweet about yesterday’s breakfast burritos. Dubbed the “Regret-O-Matic 3000,” this new AI promises to save millions from the horrors of impromptu social media blunders before…

  • Economically Savvy Millennials Investing Heavily in Avocado Toast Futures

    In a move that has shocked the financial world and possibly even ripened the Tour de France, millennials across the globe are investing heavily in the previously uncharted territory of avocado toast futures. This bold financial strategy, first seen on a blog championed by influencers who are adept at both twerking and trading, promises to…