Tag: immigration
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UK Government Proposes ‘Tea & Crumpet Visa’ for Citizens to Access Own Country; Scones Remain Duty-Free
London — In a landmark proposal unveiled on Tuesday, the UK Home Office has announced plans for a “Tea & Crumpet Visa” system, which would require citizens to secure entry permits before re-entering their own country. Speaking in Parliament, Home Secretary Felicity Mears described the measure as a “modern solution to dynamic domestic mobility,” assuring…
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New Immigration Test Asks Applicants to Recite Entire ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ Backwards While Blindfolded
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold move to ensure that only the most dedicated individuals gain citizenship, the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) has unveiled a new requirement for the naturalization process: all applicants must flawlessly recite the entire “Star-Spangled Banner” backwards while blindfolded. Officials believe this will solidify America’s reputation as the…