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Samajwadi Party Calls Flash Floods An ‘Act Of Water Getting Too Emotional’ In Bold Bid To Redefine Hydrology
LUCKNOW—In a pioneering leap for both political rhetoric and science, the Samajwadi Party today released a statement attributing the unseasonal flash floods devastating Uttar Pradesh not to climate change, but to the “water getting a little too emotional right now.” Party spokesperson Rajendra Pandey presented this as a “refreshingly empathetic” approach to meteorology, urging citizens…