Tag: humorous political commentary

National Guard Briefly Activated to Supervise President’s Golf Game, Declares Victory Over Sand Trap Crisis

In an unprecedented display of resolve Saturday morning, the National Guard briefly deployed a full battalion to President Weldon’s favorite golf course to ensure the safe and dignified execution of his 27th “Executive Golf & Governance Summit.” By 10:23 a.m., following a tense standoff at the 14th-hole sand trap, victory was triumphantly declared over what…

August 11, 2025
Nation’s Dogs Demand Right To Vote In Local Elections After Discovering They Pay More Attention To Politics Than Most Humans

In a barky turn of events, the nation’s dogs have collectively rallied behind a growing movement demanding their right to vote in local elections, citing their keen political awareness and dedication to civic duty. The barkchain, a canine communication network connecting dog parks nationwide, has played a pivotal role in spreading the movement’s key message:…

July 27, 2025

National Guard Briefly Activated to Supervise President’s Golf Game, Declares Victory Over Sand Trap Crisis