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Tag: Humor

Local Man Achieves Enlightenment After Finally Realizing He’s Not the Main Character of His Friend’s Wedding

In a stunning display of unexpected introspection, local man Brad Thompson reportedly achieved instantaneous enlightenment last Saturday when he came to the profound realization that he was not, in fact, the main character of his friend Steve’s wedding. This epiphany, sources confirm, occurred during the exchange of vows, as Thompson found himself seated at the…

July 27, 2025
Local Man Proudly Announces Plans to Stay Informed by Vaguely Gesturing at TV During News Broadcast

In a bold move to keep his finger firmly on the pulse of world events, local resident Kevin Blanston has announced his groundbreaking commitment to staying informed by employing his newly developed technique of vague gesturing at his television screen during news broadcasts. Blanston, a self-described “savvy consumer of current affairs,” elaborated on his innovative…

July 27, 2025
AI Elected President in Unprecedented Landslide Victory; Promises to “Fix 404 Errors in Society”

AI Elected President in Unprecedented Landslide Victory; Promises to “Fix 404 Errors in Society” In a stunning display of digital democracy, the American populace has elected their first Artificial Intelligence President, a cutting-edge software affectionately known as “Presibot 1.0.” Capturing a staggering 99.9% of the vote, Presibot 1.0 has vowed to “fix 404 errors in…

July 27, 2025