Tag: high school athletics
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High School Track Phenomenon Wins Race Using Ancient Art of Competitive Walking; Fans Dub Her ‘Usain Amble’
Greenville, OH – In a result that left competitors and spectators equally confounded, junior Meghan Stetler crossed the finish line at Friday’s regional 400-meter dash not with the thunderous stride of a sprinter, but with the serene, heel-to-toe form of an Olympic racewalker. Stetler’s unorthodox style netted her first place by a margin of .06…
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High School Track Team Implements Bold New ‘Borrow A Rival’s Leg’ Strategy To Secure Victory
SEYMOUR, CT—In a controversial move that has upended local athletics, the Seymour High School track and field team debuted a radical new “Borrow A Rival’s Leg” strategy at this weekend’s regional championship—a tactical innovation Head Coach Blair Fenswick describes as “just good old-fashioned sportsmanship, with a twist.” Eyewitnesses say confusion erupted during the 4×400 meter…
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