Tag: health
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Lawmakers Shocked to Discover Fine Print Not Just for Reading; Surgical Consent Forms Allegedly More Than Mere Paperweights
Washington, D.C. – Lawmakers on Capitol Hill expressed surprise Tuesday after a bipartisan oversight committee revealed that the fine print on surgical consent forms may carry legal significance beyond decorative or stabilizing functions. The routine review, initially prompted by reports of “paper clutter” in operating theaters, has brought into question the longstanding assumption that such…
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New Game ‘Blippo+’ Deemed Crucial Mental Health Service as Reality Continues Beta Testing
Washington, DC – In a landmark decision this week, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) officially classified the hit game ‘Blippo+’ as an “essential mental health tool,” citing widespread reliance on the platform as the fabric of actual reality continues in its protracted beta phase. The move, which follows a surge in Blippo+…
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