Tag: government efficiency
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Nation Eagerly Awaits Results of Congressional Coin Toss to Determine Which Essential Services to Abandon First
Washington, D.C. – In a bold move indicative of the country’s innovative approach to governance, Congress has decided to employ a time-honored dispute resolution method to address the pressing issue of which essential services to eliminate in the upcoming budget cuts. Lawmakers shuffled into the Capitol yesterday with unparalleled anticipation for what is being dubbed…