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Pam Bondi Declares Left-Wing Radicals Invented Gravity, Demands Immediate Repeal for the Sake of America
Tallahassee, FL – Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi announced in a tense morning press conference that gravity, commonly understood as a natural force, was in fact engineered by “left-wing radicals” as part of a centuries-old plot to keep America subdued. Flanked by members of the Heritage Task Force on Scientific Liberties, Bondi called for…