The Fraudulent Times

Tag: gamification

  • Private Equity Firm Invests Millions in Startup Promising to Gamify the Experience of Losing Money

    ALBANY, NY – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the financial world while simultaneously raising the eyebrows of industry veterans, Remnant Antelope Capital, a prestigious private equity firm, has announced a substantial multimillion-dollar investment in Lose-It-All, a groundbreaking startup that promises to revolutionize personal bankruptcy by gamifying the experience of losing money. The…

  • Post-Duolinguistic Trauma Leaves Language Learners Fluent, Shaky, and Wary of Green Owls

    ZURICH, SWITZERLAND — A groundbreaking study released this week from the International Institute of Polyglot Rehabilitation (IIPR) reveals a troubling linguistic phenomenon affecting adult second-language learners: Post-Duolinguistic Trauma (PDT), a newly recognized condition marked by compulsive sentence rearrangement, involuntary passive voice usage, and recurring nightmares involving a judgmental green owl whispering, “You missed your streak.”…

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