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In Effort to Compete with Animal Crossing, FromSoftware Announces Dark Souls IV: A Cozy Social Simulator Where You Can Finally Die of Seasonal Depression
TOKYO, JAPAN — Hoping to corner the ever-expanding market of “cozy but emotionally devastating” games, legendary developer FromSoftware announced its boldest project yet: Dark Souls IV: Kindling of Kinship, a serene, wholesome social simulator that swaps swords for sourdough starters—and slowly replaces boss fights with existential dread. In what analysts are calling “the least FromSoftware…
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