Tag: foreign policy
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UK Government Accidentally Elevates Netflix Soap Opera to Official Foreign Policy Strategy
London, UK – In an unprecedented move late Tuesday night, the UK government has accidentally adopted the intricate plot of the popular Netflix soap opera “Lords & Liaisons” as the cornerstone of its new foreign policy strategy. Officials allege that a mix-up occurred during a routine clerical swap when an overworked intern mistook the melodrama’s…
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U.S. Unveils New Foreign Policy Strategy: Roll of Dice Determines Sanctions for Oil Purchases
In a groundbreaking move set to redefine global diplomacy, the U.S. State Department this week unveiled its new “Dice of Destiny” foreign policy, in which the application of oil sanctions against foreign nations will now be determined entirely by rolling a pair of regulation Las Vegas casino dice. Addressing the press from a hastily assembled…