Tag: Ford Motor Company
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Ford’s New ‘Dig Mode’ Accidentally Uncovers Government’s Secret Backup Gold Reserves
Detroit, MI – Ford Motor Company’s latest feature, ‘Dig Mode,’ intended as an enhancement for their best-selling pickups, has inadvertently unearthed what appears to be a secret government stash of gold reserves buried just beneath America’s most unassuming suburban neighborhoods. The rollout of Dig Mode, an innovation touted to revolutionize backyard gardening and residential excavation,…
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New Ford Model Unveils ‘Dig Mode,’ Prompting Congress to Draft Emergency Legislation on Accidental Moles
DETROIT, MI – In a surprise move that could revolutionize backyard landscaping forever, Ford Motor Company has officially unveiled its latest vehicle feature: the long-rumored ‘Dig Mode’. Automakers hailed the innovation as a breakthrough, while lawmakers raced to control the sudden proliferation of underground tunnels crisscrossing beneath residential neighborhoods. The ‘Dig Mode’, available exclusively on…
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Ford’s New ‘Dig Mode’ Feature Sparks Surge in DIY Backyard Bunker Construction, Pentagon Nervously Observes
DEARBORN, MI—In a surprising turn of events that has both invigorated homeowners and left defense officials on edge, Ford Motor Company revealed its latest vehicular innovation: the ‘Dig Mode’ feature. Specifically designed for the modern survivalist, this new feature has catalyzed a nationwide DIY backyard bunker-building boom, with Ford’s stock skyrocketing amid unprecedented consumer enthusiasm.…
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