Tag: FIFA rules parody
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FIFA Introduces Yellow Card for Excessive Breathing, Players Advised to Hold Breath Until Whistle
Zurich — In a surprising move meant to “ensure optimal air quality and sporting fairness,” FIFA announced today the introduction of a yellow card for soccer players judged to be engaging in “excessive breathing” during competition. The new regulation, set to debut at the next international tournament, has prompted teams to incorporate advanced breath-holding drills…
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