Tag: FBI investigation
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FBI Launches Investigation After President Mistakes Red-Light District For Solar Energy Boom
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move this week, the FBI has embarked on a full-scale investigation after President Matthew Pictureframe mistakenly identified a bustling red-light district as a burgeoning hub of solar energy. The blunder, officials say, stems from a recent visit to the town of Amberglow, a small economic enclave once celebrated for…