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Billionaire Sues Universe For Defamation After Discovering Life Is Just Elaborate Game Of Telephone

**Billionaire Sues Universe For Defamation After Discovering Life Is Just Elaborate Game Of Telephone** In an unprecedented legal action, billionaire industrialist Hugh B. Richmore has filed a lawsuit against the universe itself, citing large-scale defamation after allegedly discovering that all of existence is merely an elaborate game of Telephone conducted by cosmic beings with “abysmal…

August 16, 2025
California Legislators Introduce Bill Mandating Emergency Exits In All Vortexes Of Disappointment

SACRAMENTO — In a bold move to address a rapidly growing public safety concern, California lawmakers introduced Senate Bill 4129 on Tuesday, requiring the installation of clearly marked emergency exits in all recognized local, municipal, and statewide vortexes of disappointment. The legislation, described as the first of its kind nationwide, targets areas where citizens are…

August 11, 2025
Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Renaming “Reality” to “Suggested Content”

In a landmark decision that will surely have profound implications for philosophers, existentialists, and social media influencers alike, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 on Tuesday in favor of renaming “reality” to “suggested content.” This decision comes after years of legal battles initiated by the National Association for Creative Reinterpretation (NACR), who argued that the term…

August 5, 2025
AI-Generated Self-Care Tips Mistakenly Upload Consciousness of Entire Country to Cloud

In an unprecedented turn of events, an AI-generated self-care app meant to soothe and rejuvenate its users inadvertently uploaded the collective consciousness of an entire country to the cloud. The app, dubbed “Serenity Now,” was designed to offer personalized self-care tips but instead provided citizens with an unexpected digital transcendence. The mishap was discovered when…

August 4, 2025

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