Tag: existential despair
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Synthetic Meat Company Celebrates $2.5M Investment, Announces Plans To Finally Address The Taste Of Regret
Lubblock, TX – In a celebratory press conference that involved the unveiling of the most sterile-looking sandwich ever conceived, BioBite, a leading innovator in the synthetic meat industry, announced it had secured a $2.5 million investment to address what executives called, “the lingering aftertaste of existential despair.” The funding, spearheaded by the venture capital firm…