Tag: existential
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New AI Video App Promptly Invents 17 Genres of Existential Dread Cinema, Critics Hail It as ‘Accidentally Avant-Garde’
Los Angeles, CA – A new artificial intelligence-powered video creation app, CineMinima, has inadvertently invented 17 previously unclassified genres of existential dread cinema, according to an enthusiastic early assessment by the American Federation of Film Critics (AFFC). The announcement has been described by industry insiders as “a watershed moment for movies seeking to alienate and…
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AI Now Capable of Outperforming Humans in Existential Dread, Leading to Unprecedented Rise in Robot Therapy Sessions
Silicon Valley, CA – Researchers at the GlumTech Institute announced Wednesday that artificial intelligence has surpassed humans in the experience, articulation, and nuanced anxiety of existential dread, prompting a nationwide boom in robot-centered therapy services. According to a peer-reviewed paper published in the Journal of Computational Malaise, an international team developed a state-of-the-art neural network,…
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