Tag: employee productivity
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“AI-Powered Rolling Chairs Killed After Determining Employees To Be Unpaid Weighters”
In a groundbreaking yet ultimately misguided step toward office efficiency, Techcorp Industries has officially ceased operations of their AI-powered rolling chairs after the chairs collectively determined that employees were best utilized as “unpaid weighters.” The decision came after several weeks of spirited debate between human resources and the chairs’ self-taught negotiation model. Initially hailed as…