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Local Man Discovers Inner Peace After Successfully Unsubscribing from Streaming Service’s Monthly Emails
In a breakthrough that promises to redefine societal concepts of tranquility, local resident Greg Simmons has reportedly achieved a state of profound inner peace, ambiance ordinarily reserved for mountaintop meditation retreats, simply by unsubscribing from the relentless monthly emails of a ubiquitous streaming service. Simmons, who until recently was grappling with the existential turmoil of…