Tag: economics
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UK Treasury Accidentally Pegs Pound to Airline’s In-Flight Snack Prices, Sparks Economic Rollercoaster
London, UK – In a first for modern economics, the UK Treasury inadvertently pegged the British pound to the fluctuating prices of in-flight snacks offered by a major airline. This unprecedented action commenced after an intern mistakenly sent a harmonization request to the International Monetary Confectionary Board instead of the traditional International Monetary Fund. Financial…
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Federal Reserve Chair Debuts Revolutionary Economic Policy: Schrödinger’s Interest Rate
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented move that experts are hailing as both visionary and quantum, Federal Reserve Chair Janet Huckabee unveiled a groundbreaking economic strategy known as Schrödinger’s Interest Rate at a press conference earlier today. The new policy promises to transform the nation’s fiscal landscape by maintaining interest rates in a state of…
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