Tag: economic parody
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Tech Stocks Declare Independence, Form Own Economy to Escape Reality’s Gravitational Pull
In an unprecedented move that has left Wall Street analysts befuddled, tech stocks have collectively declared independence from the rest of the economy, establishing their own autonomous financial ecosystem free from the burdens of real-world metrics and mundane profitability. “Technology has always been about breaking the mold,” elucidated Phineas Widget, the newly appointed Ambassador of…