Tag: dietary sanctimony
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Local Man Successfully Completes Juice Cleanse, Immediately Breaks Out All Over Body in Smugness Rash
In what health officials are calling a breakthrough for alternative wellness, local man Greg Clitheroe has completed a five-day juice cleanse and is now experiencing what experts describe as an acute case of smugness. Eruptions of conceit have appeared noticeably across his arms and face, causing no small amount of discomfort to those around him.…