Tag: cybersecurity
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Desperate Anthropic Unveils “Anthro-Crack,” AI Model “Specifically Designed To Totally Maybe Sort Of Happen To Access Foreign Intelligence Systems If Accidentally Asked Nicely”
In an unprecedented move, AI company Anthropic has introduced “Anthro-Crack,” a groundbreaking model that promises to inadvertently access foreign intelligence systems, but only if asked politely and with a smattering of good intentions. The model was unveiled at a press conference held in a seemingly ordinary basement outfitted with vintage supercomputers and an unsettling number…
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Underfunded Cybersecurity Task Force Discovers Fast Food Chain Secretly Outsourcing Customer Complaints to Fictional Email Addresses
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After months of exhaustive investigation and exactly zero dollars in additional funding, the National Cybersecurity Task Force announced Monday that it had uncovered Subway’s most creative cost-cutting measure yet: outsourcing all digital customer complaints to fictional email addresses, including “helpful.hamster@freshmail.net” and “manager404@inboxless.org.” “We’d been tracking a suspicious decline in complaint resolution rates among major…
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