The Fraudulent Times

Tag: culinary satire

  • Local Man Sues Restaurant for Emotional Distress After Receiving Unflattering Fortune Cookie Message

    In what experts are calling a watershed moment for personal accountability in the snack prophecy industry, local man Jeremy Finnegan is taking legal action against his favorite Chinese restaurant, claiming emotional distress after receiving a fortune cookie message that read, “Your talents are average at best.” Finnegan, a 33-year-old digital marketing coordinator from Springville, insists…

  • Congress Holds Emergency Session to Debate Whether Pizza Is a Sandwich

    In an unprecedented move signaling both legislative agility and culinary curiosity, Congress has convened an emergency session to deliberate what some are calling “the most pivotal gastronomic quandary of our time”: whether pizza qualifies as a sandwich. Lawmakers, temporarily suspending discourse on budget appropriations and foreign policy concerns, have devoted their attention to dissecting the…