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Economy Baffled as New Cryptocurrency Pegs Value to Average Height of Cabinet Ministers

In a groundbreaking move that has left economists scratching their heads and investors scrambling for measuring tapes, a new cryptocurrency, VertiCoin, has emerged on the market with its value pegged to the average height of cabinet ministers. The currency’s launch was announced at an exclusive gala event where attendees were required to present their own…

August 4, 2025
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In an unprecedented twist that has left Wall Street analysts scratching their heads and keyboard warriors flocking to online forums, the Viewership ETF has skyrocketed following the launch of the cryptically titled initiative by OverlayGLOBAL, affectionately referred to as the “konkre tern triesitin.” This mysterious project, which seems to have drawn its name from a…

July 29, 2025

Economy Baffled as New Cryptocurrency Pegs Value to Average Height of Cabinet Ministers