Tag: competitive chaos
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Olympic Committee Announces New Event: Synchronized Malfunctioning, Citing Unfair Advantage of Human Coaches
The International Olympic Committee (IOC) unveiled a groundbreaking addition to the roster of Olympic events on Monday: synchronized malfunctioning. This unprecedented move has been sparked by persistent complaints that the prowess of human coaches was giving competitors an unfair advantage over non-sentient malfunctioning devices. In an official statement, IOC President Dr. Francois D. Circuit remarked,…