Tag: college football satire
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Coach Sees Journalism Students as Biggest Threat to College Football Since Unpaid Labor Debate
Tuscaloosa, AL – College football coaches nationwide are increasingly voicing concerns over what they describe as an “unprecedented existential threat” posed by campus journalism students, according to statements released following a Southeastern Conference symposium this week. Coach Virgil Dawkford of Western State University likened the proliferation of student newspapers to the “second coming of the…
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College Football Power Rankings Now Determined by Number of Mascot TikTok Followers, Texas Tech Reigns Supreme
Lubbock, TX – In a sweeping policy shift announced Tuesday, the NCAA confirmed that the official College Football Power Rankings will now be calculated based exclusively on the number of TikTok followers amassed by each school’s mascot. The decision, described as “strategically aligned with contemporary digital engagement metrics” by NCAA spokesperson Brent Willoughby, has instantly…
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