Tag: college athletics
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LSU Coach Suspiciously Invested in Network of Secret Passageways After Latest Press Conference Evasion
Baton Rouge, LA – In what experts are calling a groundbreaking innovation in college athletics, LSU’s head football coach, Dennis “Smokescreen” McAllister, has allegedly funneled departmental funds into a labyrinthine network of secret passageways beneath the university’s athletic center following his latest abrupt departure from a press conference. This comes after McAllister successfully evaded uncomfortable…