Tag: Climate change humor
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Marine Biologists Applaud New Underwater ‘Luxury Resorts’ as Fish Express Mild Confusion at Complimentary Mini Bar
**Marine Biologists Applaud New Underwater ‘Luxury Resorts’ as Fish Express Mild Confusion at Complimentary Mini Bar** ATLANTIS, THE DEPTHS—Amidst growing concerns about climate change and its impact on marine habitats, marine biologists have found themselves resoundingly supportive of a new initiative. The revolutionary project introduces “Luxury Resorts” aimed at the underwater community, claiming to merge…
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UK Government Recommends Citizens Shred Dreams To Combat Climate Change
**UK Government Recommends Citizens Shred Dreams To Combat Climate Change** LONDON—In a groundbreaking move hailed as both forward-thinking and entirely nonsensical, the UK government has announced a new strategy to combat climate change by encouraging citizens to shred their dreams. This initiative emerges amid a growing concern over the environmental impact of unfulfilled aspirations filling…