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National Weather Service Announces New Ultra-Specific Forecasts After Hiring Psychic Octopus
In a groundbreaking move that has sent ripples through the meteorological community, the National Weather Service (NWS) announced today that they have hired an unprecedented consultant to aid in their forecasting efforts: Paul the Psychic Octopus. Famous for his flawless predictions during the 2010 FIFA World Cup, Paul has been resurrected from retirement—allegedly with a…