Tag: cardinal humor
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Pope Announces Vatican’s First IPO as Church Ventures into Miracles-as-a-Service Industry
VATICAN CITY—Pivoting from centuries of non-profit salvation to a recurring-revenue gospel, the Holy See on Thursday announced plans to file for the first initial public offering in Vatican history, unveiling a subscription platform for on-demand divine intervention marketed as “Miracles-as-a-Service.” “We are not selling grace; grace is free,” said the pontiff, flanked by a thurible…