Tag: caffeine enthusiasts
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Man Unwittingly Joins Revolutionary Movement After Confusing It for Line at Starbucks
In a groundbreaking moment for both caffeine enthusiasts and political revolutionaries, local man Jeremy Dawson has accidentally become the figurehead of a burgeoning social movement after mistaking a protest line for the queue at his neighborhood Starbucks. Dawson, an accountant known for his meticulous attention to detail in spreadsheets but not much else, was on…