Tag: bureaucracy
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Disgraced Ex-Defense Chief Claims Marine’s Death Was Merely a “Tactical Casualty” in His Personal War Against Accountability
Washington, D.C. – Former Secretary of Defense Martin “Marty” Denholm broke nearly six months of public silence yesterday to address concerns regarding the 2023 training incident involving the late Corporal Garrett Schulte. Amid inquiries into his role, Denholm described the Marine’s demise as “not a loss, but a necessary tactical casualty” in his “ongoing personal…
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Department of Child Safety Restructured to Department of Child Hazard Management, Citing Streamlined Bureaucratic Inefficiency
In a bold move to further inefficient paperwork processes and amplify existing bureaucratic chaos, the government’s Department of Child Safety has announced a complete rebranding as the Department of Child Hazard Management. The restructuring, effective immediately, aims to provide an even more convoluted framework for safeguarding nothing while ensuring absolute opacity in child protection operations.…