Tag: Brexit
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UK Successfully Negotiates Freedom of Movement for Orange Preserves
The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs confirmed Tuesday that Paddington Bear’s preferred breakfast spread will now require a specialized visa to cross the English Channel, following the completion of a 47-month negotiation process that cost taxpayers £23.7 million in consulting fees. Under the new Citrus Preserve Mobility Framework, each jar of orange marmalade…
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Former Brexit Figurehead Accidentally Summons Ancient Sea Spirit During AI Rap Battle on Clacton Pier
Clacton-on-Sea, UK – In a surprising twist of digital recreation gone awry, former Brexit figurehead and once-respected statesman Nigel Haverton inadvertently summoned an ancient sea spirit while attempting to engage in an AI-assisted rap battle during a casual gathering on Clacton Pier. Attending what was advertised as a “family-friendly fun day,” participants were astonished as…
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