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Local Baseball Player Breaks Legendary Record, Promptly Apologizes for Upsetting Status Quo
Youngstown, OH – Local minor league baseball player Darren “Dizzy” Fleck shattered a 47-year-old home run record Thursday night, only to issue a public apology moments later for what he termed “reckless disruption of historical harmony.” Fleck’s 35th home run of the season sent the ball — and half the outfield fence — careening beyond…
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