Tag: automation
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Local Man Discovers Self-Checkout Isn’t a Personality Type
In a groundbreaking personal revelation, local resident Daniel Henley has come to the startling conclusion that his regular use of self-checkout kiosks does not, in fact, constitute a distinct personality type. This discovery was made during an impromptu existential crisis in the frozen foods aisle of his neighborhood supermarket. As Henley scanned a bag of…
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National Trust Unveils First Historical Site Preserved Entirely By Automated Customer Service Chatbot
Lexington, KY – In a move that has shocked historians while simultaneously baffling tourists, the National Trust for Historical Preservation rolled out its latest innovation: a historical site completely maintained by an automated customer service chatbot named PreservaBot 3000. Located just outside the sleepy town of Whimsy Hills, the Fergerson Homestead, a minor yet potentially…
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