Tag: Augusta Valley Invitational
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Golf Tournament Disqualified After Realizing They Forgot To Invent A Rule For Smugness
Augusta, GA – In a stunning conclusion to what has been dubbed the most self-assured event in sports history, organizers of the 146th annual Augusta Valley Invitational have disqualified the entire tournament after acknowledging a devastating oversight: no rule had been created to adequately penalize excessive smugness. Tournament officials faced off-course challenges as participants were…