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Surgeon General Warns Nation: AI-Generated Content Now Nutritionally Equivalent to Wax Fruit

WASHINGTON—In a dire press conference Tuesday, U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Marcus Bletchley issued a stark warning to the American public: artificial intelligence-generated content, from news articles to social media memes, is now so devoid of value that it matches wax fruit on the nutritional spectrum. “As Surgeon General, I must inform the nation: all AI…

August 11, 2025
Breaking: World’s First AI Therapist Diagnosed with Burnout After Listening to Human Problems

In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through both the tech and psychological communities, the world’s first AI therapist, known for its dynamic algorithms specifically designed to help humans sort through emotional turmoil, has been diagnosed with burnout. This unforeseen development has sparked a heated debate over the ethical implications of artificially intelligent beings…

July 29, 2025

Surgeon General Warns Nation: AI-Generated Content Now Nutritionally Equivalent to Wax Fruit