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Unusual Machines Announces Groundbreaking Device That Writes Shareholder Letters With More Empathy Than CEO

Silicon Junction, Nov. 28 — In a bold move that industry insiders are calling both “revolutionary” and “totally unnecessary,” tech company Unusual Machines has unveiled its latest innovation: a device capable of composing shareholder letters with a degree of empathy and human warmth reportedly unmatched by the company’s own executives. Dubbed the “HeartWriter 3000,” the…

August 14, 2025
New Wearable Tech From Google Promises To Interrupt At The Perfect Moment In Every Conversation

By Dr. Marjorie Fenwick, Senior Technology Correspondent and Certified Conversationalist MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—In a move hailed by industry insiders as “the next inevitable step in human regression,” Google yesterday unveiled its latest wearable device: the Google Interject, a sleek, voice-activated earpiece that uses proprietary AI algorithms to interrupt users at the precise, maximally disruptive moment…

August 3, 2025

Unusual Machines Announces Groundbreaking Device That Writes Shareholder Letters With More Empathy Than CEO