Tag: Apple
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Hoping to compete with popularity of McDonald’s Big Arch, Apple announces new product
Apple’s newly unveiled MacBook Arch features a distinctive golden curve that requires users to physically bend their torso at a 45-degree angle to view the screen properly, company executives announced Tuesday during a presentation held entirely in McDonald’s restaurant booths. The $3,299 laptop incorporates what Apple calls “ergonomic disruption technology,” forcing customers to adopt what…
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Apple TV+ Price Hike Coincides With Introduction of Revolutionary New Pixel Count in Black Screen Scenes
Cupertino, CA – Apple TV+ subscribers woke up to two surprises this week: a stealthy price increase embedded within their latest billing statements and an exciting announcement of a visionary new viewing experience. Commencing next month, viewers will relish a groundbreaking advancement as Apple introduces an augmented pixel count in its acclaimed black screen scenes.…
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