Tag: American culture

Tennessee Truck Stop Declared National Landmark for Its Pioneering Work in Non-Existence

NASHVILLE, TN — In a ceremony attended by several government officials, two confused tourists, and the world’s leading metaphysicist, the I-24 Oasis Truck Stop has been unanimously designated as America’s first National Landmark for Non-Existence. The honor recognizes the truck stop’s groundbreaking achievement: never having actually existed on the physical plane while somehow becoming wildly…

August 12, 2025
U.S. Treasury Announces New $30 Bill to Celebrate Nation’s Love of Complicated Change Calculations

WASHINGTON—Declaring that “mental arithmetic is a uniquely American pastime, right up there with yard sales and refusing to read the instructions,” the U.S. Treasury on Thursday unveiled a new $30 bill intended to honor the nation’s enduring love of needlessly complicated change calculations. “From the corner store debate over a $7.41 total to the tense…

August 7, 2025

Tennessee Truck Stop Declared National Landmark for Its Pioneering Work in Non-Existence