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  • Sam Altman Finally Discovers AGI—Turns Out It Was Buried Under His Pile of Lies

    Sam Altman Finally Discovers AGI—Turns Out It Was Buried Under His Pile of Lies

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what he called a “profoundly humbling moment for humanity,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman triumphantly announced this week that Artificial General Intelligence has finally been discovered—accidentally unearthed beneath the massive heap of obfuscations, half-truths, and verbal gymnastics he has layered over the last five years. “It’s… it’s beautiful,” Altman whispered, brushing…

  • Tech Company Announces New AI That Can Predict When You’ll Regret Your Next Tweet

    In a groundbreaking move set to revolutionize public disgrace, Silicon Valley’s darlings over at PredictPath Innovations have unveiled an Artificial Intelligence tool designed to predict precisely when you’ll regret that tweet about yesterday’s breakfast burritos. Dubbed the “Regret-O-Matic 3000,” this new AI promises to save millions from the horrors of impromptu social media blunders before…

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