Tag: AGI
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Sam Altman Finally Discovers AGI—Turns Out It Was Buried Under His Pile of Lies
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what he called a “profoundly humbling moment for humanity,” OpenAI CEO Sam Altman triumphantly announced this week that Artificial General Intelligence has finally been discovered—accidentally unearthed beneath the massive heap of obfuscations, half-truths, and verbal gymnastics he has layered over the last five years. “It’s… it’s beautiful,” Altman whispered, brushing…