Tag: academic hierarchy
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Area High School Implements Pork Credit Program After Pig Casually Enrolls and Becomes Honor Student
ATKINSON — Administrators at Atkinson Regional High School have announced sweeping changes to their curriculum following a controversy surrounding a porcine pupil, Daisy Mae, who enrolled last semester and has since risen to the top of her class. The four-hundred pound Duroc hog, described by both faculty and peers as “methodically intelligent and unbothered,” secured…
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