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  • Record Labels Unveil New Legal Strategy: Sue Artists for Breathing Wrong

    In an unprecedented move that industry insiders are calling “next-level innovation” in contractual enforcement, record labels across the globe have announced plans to file lawsuits against their own artists for “improper respiration techniques” that allegedly violate standard recording agreements. The groundbreaking legal strategy was unveiled at the annual Association of Music Mongers conference held in…

  • Defendant Successfully Argues Own Innocence by Reading Entire YouTube Comments Section in Court

    In a landmark legal proceeding that experts say may fundamentally redefine the American justice system, 27-year-old Raymond Givens was acquitted on all charges Tuesday after convincing a visibly exhausted jury of his innocence by reading the entire YouTube comments section from a video entitled “Police Brutality in America – The TRUTH (MUST WATCH)”. The four-hour…