Category: Urban Planning
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Government Unveils Plans for World’s Largest Stadium in Middle of Nowhere, Forgets About Roads to Get There
Wyoming Plains – The Department of Megaprojects announced Monday the approval of “The WySphere,” a 300,000-seat multipurpose stadium slated for construction in the center of the American Steppe, seventy miles from the nearest paved road. Officials lauded the development as “a revolutionary commitment to sporting excellence and regional transformation,” though logistical plans have drawn early…
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Tampa Announces Month-Long Downtown Interchange Closure to Promote City-Wide Meditation on Impermanence
Tampa, FL – City officials have announced that all major downtown highway interchanges will be closed throughout the month of July as part of a new civic initiative to foster “collective reflection on the fleeting nature of modern infrastructure and existence.” The unusual closure, approved unanimously by the Tampa City Council, will divert an estimated…
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Public Transit Announces ‘Urban Adventure Experience,’ Promises More Tunnel Walks as Premium Feature
Albany, NY – City commuters awoke to sweeping changes this week after Capital Transit Authority (CTA) officially unveiled the “Urban Adventure Experience,” a premium upgrade to local transportation designed to transform routine travel into what the agency describes as “unscripted journeys on foot.” The pilot project, which offers select riders the opportunity to traverse subway…
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Neighborhood HOA Proudly Unveils New ‘Avant-Garde’ Tree Burial Initiative to Confuse and Inspire Passersby
Clifton Ridge, IL – The Clifton Ridge Homeowners’ Association on Wednesday unveiled a new community project billed as both a bold environmental step and a tribute to provocative landscaping: “avant-garde” tree burial plots, where deceased trees are interred standing upright, roots exposed, and occasionally mid-lawn. The rollout was attended by over a dozen residents, most…
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City Council Unveils Aggressive New Parking Regulations Encouraging Residents to Live in Their Cars Full-Time
Des Moines, IA – In a bold move to tackle the ever-escalating issue of urban congestion, the Des Moines City Council has officially rolled out a suite of stringent parking policies designed with one intriguing goal in mind: to make it more convenient for residents to convert their personal vehicles into permanent living quarters. This…
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