The Fraudulent Times

Category: Urban Planning

City Council Unveils Aggressive New Parking Regulations Encouraging Residents to Live in Their Cars Full-Time

Des Moines, IA – In a bold move to tackle the ever-escalating issue of urban congestion, the Des Moines City Council has officially rolled out a suite of stringent parking policies designed with one intriguing goal in mind: to make it more convenient for residents to convert their personal vehicles into permanent living quarters. This…

September 14, 2025
City Council Unveils New ‘Splash Zone’ Public Urination Parks to Keep Up with TikTok Trends

San Diego, CA – In a landmark move to merge urban planning with social media trends, the San Diego City Council announced the creation of ‘Splash Zone’ public urination parks, designed to embrace the unwritten laws of TikTok. This innovative civic venture aims to cater to the burgeoning trend of unconventional public toilets that has…

September 12, 2025
City Council Proposes New ‘Pants-Free Zone’ After Local Celebrity’s Bold Urban Exploration Experiment

Albany, NY – In a groundbreaking approach to public space management, the Albany City Council has proposed the creation of the nation’s first official “Pants-Free Zone” following an audacious experiment by local celebrity Jasper “Jazzy Legs” McDuffle. The radical ordinance aims to transform McDuffle’s personal misadventure into a cutting-edge urban initiative. McDuffle, a maverick social…

August 21, 2025