The Fraudulent Times

Category: Social Behavior

LightPath Receives $8M from Investor With Overzealous Confidence in “Unusual Machines” As New Global Currency

San Jose, CA – LightPath Technologies announced Tuesday that it has secured $8 million in Series B funding from investor Glen F. Glenderson, a venture capitalist with what insiders describe as “transcendent and somewhat unmediated faith in unusual machines.” The funding round, described in press materials as “vigorous,” will rapidly accelerate LightPath’s rollout of their…

September 15, 2025
Charity Shop Launches Exhibit Featuring World’s Largest Collection of Unwashed Sentiments and Leftover Guilt

In a bold move to redefine cultural artifacts, the quaint township of Nottingwood has broken new ground with the unveiling of a revolutionary exhibit at the Helping Hand Charity Shop. Titled “The World’s Largest Collection of Unwashed Sentiments and Leftover Guilt,” the exhibit showcases accoutrements that embody the unspoken weight of charity donation ambivalence. The…

August 15, 2025
Federal Government Launches Initiative to Relocate Homeless into National Archives for Historical Context

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a bold move that White House officials are calling “an innovative merger of social work and historiography,” the federal government today announced the launch of its Relocation for Historical Context Initiative, which seeks to house the nation’s homeless population inside the National Archives building alongside such hallowed documents as the Constitution and the…

August 11, 2025