Category: Science
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Local Man Successfully Completes Juice Cleanse, Immediately Breaks Out All Over Body in Smugness Rash
In what health officials are calling a breakthrough for alternative wellness, local man Greg Clitheroe has completed a five-day juice cleanse and is now experiencing what experts describe as an acute case of smugness. Eruptions of conceit have appeared noticeably across his arms and face, causing no small amount of discomfort to those around him.…
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Local Man Finds Inner Peace After Learning to Ignore Own Gut Instincts
In a groundbreaking personal development that defies centuries of evolutionary programming, local man Brian Davison, 34, claims he has achieved unprecedented levels of inner peace by systematically ignoring every instinctive thought or feeling produced by his own gut. “This is the tranquility I’ve always been promised by wellness bloggers, harbingers of mindfulness, and self-appointed life…